Madonna may be Mammaâ€™s first blond ambition but next in line is Donatella Versace. The allure of Donatella is her long, silky, wig-like locks that cascade down her deep-fried, leathery backâ€”the mere sight of her in a backless Atelier gown makes Mammaâ€™s tummy grumble for doggie beef sticksâ€”no wonder sheâ€™s such a fan. With that said, Mamma B loves the extravagance that is Versaceâ€”the second best family to come out of Calabria, Italyâ€”the first being Mammaâ€™s very own daddyâ€”a man whose motherâ€™s maiden name is Porcoâ€”yes, thatâ€™s the stock that Mamma comes from…..Pig, Pug, itâ€™s all the same thing!
Here is Mamma modeling a signature Versace cluster-chain-link necklace after snorting a line of cocaine and blending in with the ceramic still life at the Pug Palace. Her poise, elongated neck and sheer arrogance could give Naomi Campbell a run for her money!
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