Monthly Archives: December 2011

Where’s the Party?

Mamma wants to free her soul—and to get her drink on too! Hey, it’s New Years Eve and what else would our Biscuit Lady be up to than getting herself dolled up in a Juicy Couture frock and pregaming at … Continue reading

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Discounted Mamma!

Our visit out to Long Island to celebrate the Christmas holiday with Tommy’s family would not be complete without a quick stop at Century 21 for their post holiday sale. Now there’s nothing more depressing than December 26th! The anticipation … Continue reading

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A Queen errr I mean a King is Born!

This great Christmas day has finally arrived, can we get a Hallelujah?! Today is a very special day when children worldwide run towards their Christmas tree at mock speed to rip open their gifts while making a complete mess out … Continue reading

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Twas the night before Christmas. . . .

. . . and Mamma and the Biscuits were called on duty last minute to save this precious holiday—worldwide! Turns out Santa Claus was fired up at his workshop in the North Pole. Apparently, management found hardcore elf porn on … Continue reading

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Mamma Biscuit’s Christmas Workshop at the Pug Palace!

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, thy candles shine so brightly! From base to summit, gay and bright, there’s only splendor for the sight. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, how beautiful thy branches—and just so you know, those prelit, … Continue reading

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