Mamma Versace

Madonna may be Mamma’s first blond ambition but next in line is Donatella Versace. The allure of Donatella is her long, silky, wig-like locks that cascade down her deep-fried, leathery back—the mere sight of her in a backless Atelier gown makes Mamma’s tummy grumble for doggie beef sticks—no wonder she’s such a fan. With that said, Mamma B loves the extravagance that is Versace—the second best family to come out of Calabria, Italy—the first being Mamma’s very own daddy—a man whose mother’s maiden name is Porco—yes, that’s the stock that Mamma comes from…..Pig, Pug, it’s all the same thing!

Here is Mamma modeling a signature Versace cluster-chain-link necklace after snorting a line of cocaine and blending in with the ceramic still life at the Pug Palace. Her poise, elongated neck and sheer arrogance could give Naomi Campbell a run for her money!

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Boogie Woogie Mamma

Hey Mr. DJ, put a record on, Mamma wants to roller skate with her baby.

Mamma Biscuit is having a Madonna moment today and she’s calling on all of you to dust off your wheels and hit the roller skating rink/dance floor. But before you all go out wandering around 18th Street and 10th Avenue trying to figure out where the hell the Roxy went, click on the link below to view our Queen of Pop channeling her best Tony Manero while performing Music—for inspiration and to see how it’s really done.

Mamma makes the people come together,
Mamma mix the bourgeoisie and the rebel!

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Queen of our Pantheon

Here’s Mamma Biscuit on her throne (perched on the sofa basically) wearing the Royal Family Crown. It’s just an average night at the Pug Palace—sleepy, over accessorized and waiting to be entertained. Perhaps The Court Jester can bring her a soft-chew treat or perform a silly trick—no expectations—just as long as he isn’t wearing latex like Lady Gaga, that would just break Mamma’s heart!

Bow down and honor thy Pug!

xoxo
The Biscuits

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This one’s for Tumbling Dice Tommy

Winter by the Rolling Stones

Sometimes Mamma thinks about you, baby
Sometimes she cries about you
Sometimes she wants to wrap her tongue around you
Sometimes she wants to keep you warm
Sometimes she wants to wrap her tongue around you

xoxo
Mamma Biscuit!

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Mamma’s mid-winter Christmas finds

Mamma B is in constant Christmas mode no matter what time of year it may be. Her Italian fathers have instilled the importance of being completely obsessed with and totally fanatical about anything holiday related—especially if it’s made of plastic or in occupied Japan! We believe that it is never too early to start designing a floor plan for your home or apartment—to rearrange furniture throughout the year to allow optimal space for a seven foot tall pine (in plastic of course) and an entire ceramic village furnished by Department 56. The Biscuit’s become busier than Charlie Sheen’s liver during the week before Thanksgiving in preparation for the holiday extravaganza that unfolds within the Pug Palace so really, this post should come as no surprise . . . no matter how off-season it may seem to you.

With that said, Mamma’s first find is a box set of hard plastic diorama lights that have been crafted in Italy, circa 1950. This fantastic, all-original boxed set of frosty lucite half-spheres set with tiny hard plastic scenes illuminate with hand-blown Italian bulbs. Mamma is a bit concerned about how she would replace those bulbs once they burn out but she’ll cross that bridge when she gets to it! These beautiful bulbs glow in pastel shades behind the hand-painted scenes and shimmering sequin stars that are pasted within the interior walls of these spheres. Due to the delicate nature of these lovely holiday orbs, Mamma has decided she will create a wonderful holiday vignette by laying them within a glass cloche surrounding a well-crafted scene. We can’t wait to get started!

Another obsession we Biscuits have is with hand blown, mid-century Russian ornaments and boy did we find a beauty. This amazing glass figurine of a girl in winter coat with pink gloves and squeeze-clip base is just so charming. The glass has been weathered just enough to give it a soft, vintage feel. From Russia we head back to the States with these fantastic hard foil, mid-century burst ornaments with glass ball centers! How excited are we to get these hanging from both corners of a doorway adorned with garland?!

It’s never too early to start planning—Christmas is only 294 days away!

xoxo
Mamma B and Family

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