Author Archives: The Biscuits

Bag of Biscuits

Here’s Mamma as happy as a clam sitting in her Lacoste carry bag. Our Lady of Biscuits usually prefers to be carried by six muscular, shirtless, Italian men wearing loin clothes paired with gladiator sandals while perched upon a bed … Continue reading

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Mamma Biscuit has a bone to pick with Galliano

The House of Biscuits apologizes for waiting so long to release a statement regarding John Galliano and his anti-Semitic rants in Paris recently. It has been a struggle to digest these vile and disgusting attacks brought forth by Mr. Galliano—a … Continue reading

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Got Sorbet?

This is what happens when a pug is in the presence of Sharon’s Sorbet in Mixed Berry. Mamma can be in a deep sleep in her donut bed for hours but the moment one of her daddies walk into the … Continue reading

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The Biscuit Book Club

Mamma Biscuit is a pug of many interests and these interests vary from simply going on small walks in circles around her dad to being an advocate in her community for puppy mill reform—and everything that falls in between. Besides … Continue reading

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Mamma Biscuit for Sonia Rykiel

Mamma Biscuit’s good friend and French fashion designer, Sonia Rykiel has asked her to model one of her legendary knit sweaters for her new ad campaign (which will run exclusively in Dogue magazine, French Edition next month). Sonia’s knits have … Continue reading

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