Itâ€™s that time of year again! That confusing time when it seems colder in our apartment than it truly is outdoors. You know what I mean, right? When your indoor living environment is so damn cold that you need to suction your entire body under a blanket just to simply watch an episode of Judge Judy on channel 55! It may be a great way to prevent the loss of a limb from frost bite but it sure confuses and misleads me when I prepare to leave our apartment! I end up choking myself with a heavy wool scarf only to strip down to prevent from boiling-over after 20 seconds of stepping foot outdoors thinking that itâ€™s colder than it really is!
But I digress, back to Mamma Biscuit. Thank goodness we have our Biscuit Lady because she serves as a living and moving electric blanket. I just shove my ice-cold feet under her chassis and within minutes, my feet are warm and toasty as the yule log burning across my TV screen on Christmas Eve! Itâ€™s not easy though, bitch is a sofa hog. She has her particular spot and if you get in her way, sheâ€™ll make sure to let you know!
At any rate, here is Mamma Biscuit getting her â€œcozy onâ€ in this incredibly warm and very cool-looking blanket that Tommyâ€™s mother knitted for her bed back in 1974. Can you even believe these neon colors? What can be better than knitted lime green and hot pink wool yarn? Itâ€™s like she knew she would one day have a gay son who would kill to own such a bedspreadâ€”and now Mamma Biscuit has inherited such a fabulous blanket to keep her warm during these inbetween days at our apartment! In case you were wondering, itâ€™s made to fit a king size bed as a bedspread and itâ€™s striped horizontallyâ€”alternating between lime green and hot pink. Itâ€™s also fringed at the end and she knitted the date on one of the corners! We love this blanket and it sure comes in handy when weâ€™re kept waiting on the phone with the landlord office to inquire about the lack of heat at the pug palace. In the meanwhile, I guess staying warm entails going outside!