Donâ€™t be fooled by the rocks that sheâ€™s got, sheâ€™s still Mamma from the block! She used to have a little, now sheâ€™s got a lot, no matter where the little Biscuit Lady goes, she knows where she comes fromâ€”Washington Heights! Unlike Jennifer Lopez, our little bitch ainâ€™t too big or proud to actually be on set in the hood to take these photos. Yes, Iâ€™m throwing that donkey butt under the bus because no one in the South Bronx is driving around in a Fiat 500â€”their On The 6 train or the Bx27 bus like the rest of us!
At any rate, here is Mamma Biscuit showing her love for our hood by posing in her new Versace for H&M Winter coat in front of her favorite graffiti wall mural! Thatâ€™s right, the old-wrinkled-leather-handbag-soaked-in-mahogany-oil known as Donnatella Versace has sent our little Biscuit Lady this fabulous Mob-Wives-inspired coatâ€”Eiffel Tower brooch not included! Designers are always sending care packages of couture clothing to the pug palaceâ€”all vying for Mamma to model their designer wares! What can we say, itâ€™s all about Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington, Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Kate Moss and Mamma Biscuitâ€”our bitch is a supermodel!
Now what better way to showcase this fabulous faux fur number than to hit the dirty streets of Washington Heights in search for a milk crate, a photo opportunity and a dream! So the wind was kicking, the temps were low and Mamma worked this photoshoot like a pro. The only thing missing was a box radio, a large crowd of dancers alla Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock in the It Takes Two music video and a pair of door-knocking ghetto hoop earrings to finish off the overall lookâ€”and don’t put it past me, I was considering to put a giant pair of gold hoops hanging from Mamma’s floppy ears, digitally!
As I have said numerous times beforeâ€”Mammaâ€™s a â€˜round the way girl that knows how to keep it real!