Author Archives: The Biscuits

Visited by the Tooth Fairy!

Posted on July 9, 2011

So as you all know, Mamma Biscuit is practically toothless. After 8 years in a puppy mill, Mamma’s teeth were neglected and left to decay in her mouth before her rescue. Upon close inspection of the inside of her mouth, … Continue reading →

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Hot Mamma in the pool!

Posted on July 7, 2011

One look through these photos and you too will agree that Mamma Biscuit should be the new face of Sandals all-inclusive Caribbean resorts. In fact, I’m emailing them a copy of these photos along with a persuasive letter asking them … Continue reading →

Posted in Outdoor Life | 6 Comments

Happy 4th of July!

Posted on July 4, 2011

Nothing screams American Independence Day more than a yellow summer dress with black polka dots on a pug. I mean really, only in America could a pug with an abnormally long tongue find independence from a puppy mill and land … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion, Holiday | 8 Comments

Christmas in July

Posted on July 1, 2011

It’s July 1st and Mamma and the Biscuits are totally excited for the upcoming Christmas programming on QVC. For those of you who are not aware of the spectacle that is Christmas in July on QVC then you might as … Continue reading →

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Mamma’s got Pride!

Posted on June 26, 2011

Mamma Biscuit and her two dads would like to wish everyone around the world a very HAPPY GAY PRIDE! Today is a day we take pride in the affirmation of ourselves and the community as a whole. It’s also a … Continue reading →

Posted in Holiday, Soapbox | 11 Comments