Author Archives: The Biscuits

Mamma & Pappa

I just love it when Mamma Biscuit uses her Pappa’s hands as a platform to lift herself up high so that she can view her surroundings. She’s such a nosey pug. Tommy’s palms allow her just enough stability as a … Continue reading

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Hip-Hop Mamma!

Mamma B. is bringing ghetto realness here with her canine bling pendant. Our bitch brings all the boys to the yard and damn right it’s better than yours—she can teach you, but she’d have to charge! M. Biscuit may have … Continue reading

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Happy Daddy’s Day!

So today is Father’s Day—a celebration of fatherhood, paternal bonds, and the influence of fathers as a whole in our society. We all love our dads (well, some of us do) and certainly Mamma Biscuit loves us as much as … Continue reading

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Mamma’s Bohnanza

How did I get behind this hand of cards? I hopped onto Julie’s lap because I thought these cards were edible—boy was I wrong! My poor friend Julie is looking for some advice on which beans she should plant and … Continue reading

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Summer reading

It’s been a while since Mamma Biscuit has added a recommendation or two to her book club and since we are knee-deep in beach season (ughh, watch out for that nasty jellyfish invasion), Mamma has two recommendations that will keep … Continue reading

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