The Juggling Pug

Mamma Biscuit’s private library would not be complete without a children’s book about a juggling pug. Our wonderful friend Julie over at Skyhorse Publishing sent our Lady of Biscuits this fantastic new book entitled The Juggling Pug, written by Sean Bryan and illustrated by Tom Murphy (published under the Sky Pony imprint). We cannot even begin to tell you how adorable this book is and how essential it is for every dog owner to have! Storytime at the pug palace has been brought to a whole new level and Mamma Biscuit has the wagging tongue to prove just how excited and in love she is with this book.

The story of the juggling pug is about one very special pug who makes one very special town famous with his talent of juggling objects. Like a homemade youtube video gone viral, this very talented pug captures the attention of the media and becomes an overnight sensation. Before you know it, the town becomes known as “The Home of the World’s Only Juggling Pug!” and street vendors begin selling juggling-pug souvenirs to an adoring and obsessed public.


The juggling pug may be able to dazzle the public with his juggling talents but problems start to arise when his mischievous behavior rears its ugly head. When he’s not juggling he’s busy making a mess wherever he goes—digging holes here and pooping there and simply making everyone in town crazy! In conclusion, what the juggling pug along with the reader learns is the importance of being able to juggle good behavior with the limelight—take note Lindsay Lohan, this book is for you!

Mamma Biscuit can totally relate to this story as she is quite the juggler herself. She juggles between her career as a blogger, her daily coma-like naps, her walks through Fort Tryon Park (although in this heat, she’s outdoors minimally), her meals and treats and her reality TV watching—all while basking in the cool breeze of the air conditioner unit. She practically makes Oprah seem like an under-achieving bottom feeder by sheer comparison. However, unlike the Juggling Pug, Mamma Biscuit has not let her internet-celebrity status go to her head. She knows that digging holes and pooping in the pug palace is not acceptable—thank goodness we have this book to remind her in case she slips-up and forgets!


Enjoy

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Beware of Dog

Can you imagine coming across a fenced-in yard that had a “Beware of Dog” sign posted to warn the public or a potential intruder from a dog like Mamma Biscuit? That would be hysterical, wouldn’t it? Our little gremlin is far from intimidating. I sometimes wonder what she would do if the pug palace was broken into. She would probably lead the intruder right to my jewelry box and then to the closet filled with couture before demanding a soft chew treat, a café Vienna and a warm bath!


Anyway, we are in the thick of summer and Mamma Biscuit is tired of this damn heat wave. In fact, she’s also tired of waiting on us as you see in these photos! You all have to understand that Mamma Biscuit is our shadow—a “velcro pug” if you will. Wherever we walk you can bet she’s a footstep away—trailing behind or annoyingly in front. Sometimes we have to tie the bitch to a post so that we can run in and out of the car quickly to complete a task! So here are a few photos of Mamma watching and waiting for us. It’s a bit of a non event but you know, she’s still adorable and pugtastic!


Enjoy and stay cool, it’s brutal out there!

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Dog Days of Summer!

According to weather.com, the temperature forecast for this week is looking pretty brutal. Tuesday: 92°, Wednesday: 90°, Thursday: 96°, Friday: 98° and Saturday: 90°—all dangerously too hot and humid for Mamma Biscuit to be outdoors during the day. It looks like our little gremlin will have to cozy-up in the air conditioned pug palace this entire week and wait for a cool-down. Come to think of it, Mamma doesn’t really need any excuse like a heat wave to sleep the entire day away.


In fact, she has a tendency to suck me or Tommy into a deep-sleep-vortex whenever we are lounging around in the apartment. All it takes is for an innocent little break like sitting on the sofa with her on my lap to put me in a deep coma. Within 15 minutes, I’m nodding off into a spooning position with her. The next thing I know, I wake up at 4am with drool running down the side of my cheeks, the TV volume blaring during some God-awful infomercial and we’re all shivering because the apartment has turned into an ice box from having the air conditioner run all that time. So much for conservation!

Anyway, here are a few photos of the Biscuit and I sharing some quality sleepy time together. There is nothing our Biscuit loves more than to sprawl out onto our bed while pushing her hind legs against a body (mine or Tommy’s) and dropping into a 12-hour coma in an artificially chilled environment! Honestly, when I think of NYC humidity, that’s all I really want to do too so I can’t blame the bitch!

Stay cool!

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Otto; or up with other pugs!

You’re all probably wondering why I would title this post Otto; or up with other pugs and all I have to say is that it was only a matter of time before I referenced a Bruce Labruce movie—I love him so deal with it. Otto was a gay zombie in that movie, but in this post, Otto is a ten-year old neighborhood pug that fellow dog-walkers have told me about from time to time. In my book, that’s practically the same character. Anyway, we’ve taken Mamma Biscuit on extensive walks for the past two years in our hood and have never run into Otto the pug. I was beginning to wonder if he actually existed or if he was some fictitious pug that local dog owners made up—you know, to gab about to one another while passing the time as their respective dogs sniffed each others’ butts. Well, we finally met the infamous Otto and boy is he everything I could have ever imagined and more. He’s a giant beast that basically sat on my foot waiting for me to pet him upon first greeting him. Weighing in at 32 pounds (yes, I said 32 pounds) Otto practically dwarfed our Biscuit Lady (15 pounds) making her look like a yorkie sitting beside him. Don’t let these photos fool you, Mamma may be in the foreground looking “big” but Otto is massive and way bigger than she is! Now I know that female pugs are generally smaller than male pugs but if these two shacked up at a Best Western off the Interstate 95. . . . well. . . . let’s just say Mamma wouldn’t be able to walk for weeks after such an encounter!

As I was chatting with Otto’s owner, Tommy snapped a few photos of this meet-and-greet between Mamma and Otto! Mamma seemed fairly interested in Otto, circling around his giant, stout frame and sniffing his butt and the feeling was mutual on his end too. I was shifting uncomfortably as the owner explained how she once tried to breed Otto with one of her friends’ pug but he was too “big” for her. YES, big as in body size and you know what. After a couple of days trying, Otto and his owner gave up. She said he was totally exhausted and slept for a few days afterwards—that’s how wiped out he was (and I’m sure, really frustrated too). But hey, at least he gave it the good ol’ college try! Now if only we can run into Gracie, the other neighborhood pug who happens to be a puppy mill rescue with an abnormally long tongue—I’ll believe anything if and when that day comes!

Enjoy

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Mamma and the Little Red Lighthouse

So we took Mamma Biscuit on a super early morning walk along the Greenway bike path on Monday. The Greenway runs parallel to the Hudson River and serves as a great bike path for the entire west side of Manhattan—stretching from Inwood all the way down to Battery Park City. We took this early morning opportunity in the cool temperatures to visit the famous Little Red Lighthouse under the George Washington Bridge off the path at around 179th street. For those of you who don’t know, the Little Red Lighthouse is Manhattan’s only lighthouse and it acquired this affectionate nickname from Hildegarde H. Swift’s 1942 children’s classic, The Little Red Lighthouse and the Great Gray Bridge.

Illustrated by Lynd Ward, this tale of the friendship between the tiny beacon and the George Washington Bridge introduced children around the world to the red, round, and very proud little lighthouse in New York. This book is a staple in Mamma’s library of books that we like to read to her before putting her to bed every night!

Built in 1880, the 40-foot tower was moved in 1921 to Jeffrey’s Hook, a rocky point on the Hudson River near Manhattan’s northern edge. The Lighthouse warned ships away from the shore as they made their way down the narrow channel between New York and New Jersey.

However, when construction of the George Washington Bridge was completed in 1931, the brilliant lights of the bridge’s 600-foot towers overwhelmed the little Lighthouse. In 1947, it was officially decommissioned and abandoned, and by 1951, the Little Red Lighthouse was slated for demolition with plans for its cast-iron shell to be sold for scrap.

Upon hearing of this news, thousands of children who had loved Swift’s book started a nationwide campaign to save the Little Red Lighthouse. Thanks in part to their efforts, ownership of the Lighthouse was transferred from the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey to the New York City Department of Parks & Recreation.

Today, visitors climb a long, iron stair case to the top of the tower, where the lantern room is again fitted with a working lens that blinks proudly at cargo barges and passenger ships sailing under the George Washington Bridge.
Unfortunately, Mamma did not get a chance to go inside because it was closed but we did enjoy getting up close and personal with the exterior of the lighthouse and the overall views along the river. There is an annual festival held at the lighthouse in September that typically includes celebrity readings of The Little Red Lighthouse and the Great Gray Bridge and other activities geared towards children. Past readers of this festival have included such notables as Isabella Rossellini, Dee Dee Conn, and James Earl Jones and the light was reactivated on September 19th, 2002, just before the 10th annual festival. The Little Red Lighthouse is now owned by the New York City Department of Parks & Recreation and is a member of the Historic House Trust.


Mamma thoroughly enjoyed her early morning visit to the Little Red Lighthouse. The Hudson River, the cool morning breeze and the park alongside the waters’ edge was so peaceful and serene at that hour! This was a Birthday excursion for our little gremlin who just turned ten years old. Mamma was eight years old when we picked her up from Curly Tail Pug Rescue on July 12, 2009. We are not only celebrating Mamma’s birthday but her two year anniversary with us. Two years in at the pug palace and our Lady of Biscuits is shining brighter than the light upon the Little Red Lighthouse—and just like the history of the lighthouse, Mamma too has endured—getting better with age. At ten years old and with a birth statistic of over one-hundred puppies under her belt, our sassy girl has maintained a svelte figure that any male pug would mortgage his doggy treats for. OK, so our gremlin is practically toothless but her tongue is just as epic and iconic as Madonna wearing a Jean Paul Gaultier cone bra and that’s just the tip of the iceberg on what makes Mamma Biscuit so special! Come to think of it, the Little Red Lighthouse and Mamma have a lot in common—they may be little (especially standing next to the giant George Washington Bridge) but both are magnificent, special and still standing!


Enjoy

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