God Save the Queen!

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“Craft must have clothes but Truth loves to go naked” —Thomas Fuller

While it is true that there is so much craft involved in putting together many of Mamma Biscuit’s fabulous outfits, the truth is, she’s naked most of the time. The bigger truth is that she finds freedom and happiness in both being nude as well as expressing herself through fashion and clothes! So if anyone out there thinks that dressing up a dog in clothing is somehow cruel, in true Vivienne Westwood fashion, you can simply FUCK OFF! Yeah that’s right, Mamma’s pulling out her inner punk attitude to start a revolution and to channel her best Vivienne Westwood persona for Halloween this year and you’re all invited to shake things up and cause a commotion (leave it up to me to throw a Madonna reference in this post) right beside her. You see, clothing is just as powerful as the nude body and through both mediums, we can change the world. At least that’s what Malcolm McLaren and Vivienne Westwood thought when they hand wrote this Thomas Fuller quote on the signboard of their most famous Chelsea fashion boutique on Kings Road entitled SEX. The SEX boutique specialized in fetish wear and BDSM clothing. Safety pins, razor blades, bicycle or lavatory chains on clothing and spiked dog collars as jewelry, as well as outrageous make-up and hair were all in her bag of tricks. The adoption of traditional elements of Scottish design such as tartan fabric amongst the historical 17th and 18th century cloth cutting principles and reinterpreting radical cutting lines made the overall effect of her designs shocking and essentially PUNK. Turns out, Viv and Malcolm were right all along! Their ability to synthesise clothing and music shaped the 70s UK punk scene, dominated by McLaren’s band, the Sex Pistols and continues to shape every single contemporary designer out there since! Alexander McQueen, Hussein Chalayan, Ann Demeulemeester, John Galliano, Helmut Lang, Karl Lagerfeld, Viktor & Rolf and many more owe the Godmother of Punk, Vivienne Westwood, a whole lot of gratitude for the template she put forth in modern fashion—and Mamma Biscuit is flexing her Anglomania this Halloween in her homage to the best fashion designer the world has ever known!

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I’m not sure exactly how long Tommy and I have been a fan of Dame Vivienne Westwood nor can I tell you how many garments we own from her collectively but one thing is for sure—our obsession seems to strengthen as the years go by. The sexiest thing Tommy has ever uttered to me during our initial days of courtship was, “Anna Wintour doesn’t cover Vivienne Westwood in Vogue magazine because she’s intimidated by her.” YES ! ! ! Now you can see why I hitched my star to his wagon! Our love affair of Westwood has stretched far and wide and over a time period of 15 years or more.

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Our obsession led us from the amazing off-finds at Century 21 out in Long Island to the glamorous sample sale parties thrown at her store down on Greene Street (which closed after 9/11) to the shopping sprees at World’s End in London to rummaging through the sales rack at the Westwood boutique in Milan (all while my mother fell asleep watching us try on clothes in a gold gilded arm chair) to walking until the side walk literally ended to visit her boutique in Moscow to meeting her at Macy’s in New York City in 2006 while promoting her collaboration with Nine West—so to say we’re obsessed is an understatement! What’s not to love about her? She brazenly mixed Scottish tartans with spiked dog-collar chokers, adorned humble clothes with safety pins, turned bondage gear into high fashion, and received the esteemed Order of the British Empire from Queen Elizabeth for her sartorial achievements while wearing no underwear. (She gave an infamous twirl that was well documented by the paparazzi.) Vivienne Westwood is punk rock’s grande dame. She’s more than that, she’s Mamma Biscuit’s hero! Shit, if Mamma Biscuit wore knickers (or in her case, doggy diapers) I would have her wear them out in public just to make everyone else feel uncomfortable—and of course, I’d fasten those diapers with a few hundred safety pins to boot!

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In a Harper’s Bazaar article entitled The Only Punk Left: Vivienne Westwood (February, 2013), she goes on to say, “I was about 36 when punk happened and I was upset about what was going on in the world. It was the hippies who taught my generation about politics, and that’s what I cared about—the world being so corrupt and mismanaged, people suffering, wars, all these terrible things—while Malcolm [McLaren] hated the older generation as a result of his background; he hated any authority. Malcolm was a great talent, but he was not true to himself or to his talent because he was not really interested in trying to understand the world. Therefore he didn’t learn, and I lost interest in his ideas. And I blamed the older generation for what was going on too, so we wouldn’t even accept their taboos. That’s how the swastika symbols came to be used in punk, for example.”

Westwood is neither falsely modest nor remotely egomaniacal; she simply knows where she stands on any subject she is knowledgeable and passionate about. For example: “Art should never be sociological; it has got to be timeless. It’s got to be your vision and how you can represent the world you see.” Then how does she square her passion for a climate revolution with being someone who fundamentally makes yet more stuff for people to buy? “I do think if you aim for quality, it’s not so much about consumerism. The idea is ‘Buy less, choose well, make it last,’” she explains. “Personally, I try not to get new things from the collection unless I feel I have to.”

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At any rate. Vivienne Westwood is a true hero and icon to Mamma Biscuit and family and it was a pleasure to reinterpret our favorite, fiery red-headed English designer for the 23rd Annual Tompkins Square Park Halloween Dog Parade. The event took place over the weekend on Saturday, October 26th in Tompkins Square Park in the East Village and Mamma Biscuit was a huge success. Our annoying friend Vadim shared his concerns several weeks before the event that people just wouldn’t get who she was (not that it matters to me because I’m not seeking outside approval but rather doing what I want and enjoying the reaction, if any, to the final costume from the public) but I was so happy to hear people scream out God save the Queen when they spotted Mamma in my arms. Almost everyone knew who she was, especially from behind where I adhered my giant Vivienne Westwood diamanté orb belt buckle to the center of the fabric bow on the back of her dress!

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Speaking of Mamma’s dress, it’s a beauty, isn’t it? I collaborated with a very talented canine dress maker named Georgina out in Oregon to make the garment and we started the project in early July. I was very specific about how I wanted this dress to look and it took months to find the right fabric because I was looking for something other than red tartan. In the end, the blue plaid just seemed perfect for the fawn coloring of Mamma Biscuit, so we went with that swatch. All of the edges to the garment were torn and frayed to give it a vintage punk look. I literally cleaned out every box of safety pins Michaels Craft Store had to sell on the Upper West Side and adorned the entire garment with two sizes of safety pins. I also added a Mickey and Minnie Mouse anarchy Seditionary pin and diamond skulls with lightening bolt charms to the bodice. The fiery red wig was a find on Ebay and I simply added the silver bobby pins to the crown of the piece as a finishing touch! When it was all done, I had one incredible and substantial garment that looked like it belonged in a museum rather than on the back of a pug—but Mamma Biscuit is no ordinary pug!

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The media was out in full force for the parade and there were so many cameras pointing at Mamma Biscuit that it felt like I was standing in front of a strobe light while holding her on display. We were interviewed by Vanity Fair, The Huffington Post, Elle Magazine and a plethora of bloggers all while the crowd snapped their cameras in our direction. Mamma Biscuit was the star of the show and in the end, she placed 4th out of the first 250 dogs shown. We were so busy mingling with the spectators that we didn’t realize when they made the call for the winners to come back up on stage to retrieve our prizes. In the end, we were given the 7th position prize by mistake even though she made 4th place. I for one thought it was hysterical. I love me a good scandal and an opportunity to scream out, “she was robbed” to anyone who would listen. It turned out that the 7th position prize was so much better than the 4th prize anyway so we didn’t fight it. We won a $50 Visa gift card and my mind raced at the thought of purchasing a new frock for our little gremlin with the prize money!

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This year’s first time host was actor/comedian Stephen Kramer Glickman of Nickelodeon television series-Big Time Rush and he just could not contain himself around Mamma Biscuit! He literally ran after me after retrieving our prize right before starting the second batch of dogs to see Mamma Biscuit up-close and squeeze her just one more time!

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The media coverage has been phenomenal starting with a Huffington Post feature of Mamma Biscuit in the Style section entitled, Vivienne Westwood Pug Wins Halloween Dog Parade In Our Eyes. To read the article, click here! I think the last sentence says it all, “We may as well just cancel Halloween this year, because no costume will top this dog’s.” We were also featured as part of a gallery article of the event in Time Out New York, Gothamist, Vanity Fair, Cuteoverload and Mashable. The reviews and emails keep coming in day by day and we’re all excited up in the Pug Palace—meanwhile, Mamma Biscuit is just passed out on the sofa without a clue of the media frenzy she caused during the parade!

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So there you have it folks, Mamma Biscuit’s official Halloween costume for 2013 is Vivienne Westwood: Godmother of Punk. Long live the Queen of Punk!

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Enjoy and Happy Halloween!

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The Apple of Our Eye!

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Our Autumn activities are in full swing here for the Biscuit family and Mamma is as happy and delirious as a Baptist at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast! OK, maybe she’s not that excited, but we are! Halloween is just around the corner and as far as I’m concerned, this holiday is like a second gay pride parade! Now it may be late October but that didn’t stop us from taking our annual trip up to Wilklow Orchards for a fun-filled day picking apples, pumpkins and picking on each other with our annoying, sarcastic banter between friends. So we started our day with an amazing vegan pot-luck picnic right beside the pumpkin patch at the foot of the orchards. While we sat, stuffing our faces with delicious quinoa dishes and homemade wine furnished by my uncle Gino (I know, I’m so fucking Italian it’s beyond stereotypical), Mamma Biscuit decided to plant her cute little pug butt in the pumpkin patch to wait patiently for the Great Pumpkin to appear!

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Now I know what you’re thinking, in fact, I was thinking the same thing too but do you think our stubborn little pug was gonna listen to logic and reason? Every year, she waits patiently for the Great Pumpkin to appear at Wilklow Orchards and every year, she leaves misty-eyed and disappointed! I have no idea why that story has such a hold on Mamma Biscuit. Every year, Linus sits in a pumpkin patch on Halloween night waiting for the Great Pumpkin to appear and every year, the Great Pumpkin fails to turn up! Humiliated but undefeated, Linus vows to wait for him again the following Halloween—and unfortunately, our Biscuit Lady gets swept up in this very same Halloween pipe dream!

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The good news is, we entertain our little gremlin’s unwavering belief in the Great Pumpkin by planting her in a pumpkin patch weeks before Halloween—this way she won’t miss out on the festivities of Halloween night when the Great Pumpkin invariably fails to make an appearance! The least we can do is take some Autumnal portraits of the Biscuit Lady amongst all the pumpkins.

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This year, Mamma wore a comfy and cozy oatmeal cable knit sweater paired with a plaid reindeer brooch for our outing at the orchards. She drew a hefty crowd of children and adults around her as she waited patiently for the Great Pumpkin to appear. It was actually quite funny to see her in this environment considering there was a country band within the pumpkin patch playing Johnny Cash covers while I was snapping her photographs! That band may have been playing Ring of Fire but Mamma was gonna actually light one up if that Great Pumpkin didn’t make an appearance. Good thing I yanked her from the haystacks before she realized he was going to be a no-show and headed out in the fields to pick some apples!

Unlike last year, the crop this year was plentiful! It may have been late in the season to actually pick apples but fortunately, there were so many apples left to actually pick it was almost shocking. Red, green, yellow, we had our share of every type of apple anyone could want and I can’t wait for Tommy to get into the kitchen to bake us a fresh apple pie!

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The day was absolutely perfect. The sun was out, the temperatures were warm and we shared the day with our closest friends: Matt and Julie, Vadim and Nicole, Dean and Sydney, Tommy’s Goddaughter! Tommy and I have been coming to Wilklow Orchards since we first started dating over a decade ago so we know the grounds very well! I just love heading to the most scenic spots to take photographs.

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Our bags of apples began to overflow but we still kept trucking along, looking for the next tree with bountiful fruit.

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We walked all the way to the edge of the orchard where the trees were in full Autumn color. I know all the great scenic spots for photographs and although it’s far from the entrance to the fields, it’s totally worth the walk!

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Back at the pumpkin patch, Tommy picked out the biggest pumpkin we have ever purchased from Wilklow in all of our visits. The pumpkin was so big that Mamma nearly passed out from excitement thinking it was the Great Pumpkin from the patch that she so desperately waits for every year!

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Mamma Biscuit had her fill of running loose without a leash throughout a giant, grassy field of apple trees and that’s quite an opportunity for a pug who’s used to cold concrete, chicken bones and empty soda cans under her paws during her daily walks back in Washington Heights. So all in all, it was a great Autumn day and we’re glad we can keep our annual tradition alive!

Only one more week until Mamma unveils her Halloween costume, are you dying yet or what?

Enjoy

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Farm Sanctuary Walk, 2013!

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The one major life lesson we have learned from adopting Mamma Biscuit from her horrible puppy mill life is to have compassion for all animals. This past Saturday, Tommy, our good friend Vadim, Mamma Biscuit and I attended the Farm Sanctuary Walk in Central Park to show the world just how much compassion we all have for animal welfare—and here you thought October was only about Halloween for the Biscuit household. To say that I’m proud of my better-half, Tommy, and our friend Vadim is an understatement! These two men have spent the entire month of October fund-raising for this event and their efforts produced a total sum of $2,246.00! All of this money will go to Farm Sanctuary, an American animal protection organization, founded in 1986 by Gene Baur and Lorri Houston as an advocate for farm animals. It promotes laws and policies that support animal welfare, animal protection and vegetarianism/veganism through rescue, education and advocacy. Farm Sanctuary houses over 800 cows, chickens, ducks, geese, turkeys, pigs, sheep, rabbits, and goats at a 175-acre animal sanctuary in Watkins Glen, New York. They also house over 400 farm animals at a 300-acre sanctuary in Orland, California. Incredible, right? If there is one man that radiates compassion for animals, it’s Gene Baur. Here’s our animal welfare ambassador, Mamma Biscuit posing with Gene, Tommy, Vadim and our good friend Maren and Julie before the walk began!

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Every year Farm Sanctuary’s shelters open their doors to many suffering farm animals. Some of these animals are found during their investigations of stockyards, factory farms and slaughterhouses—animals who are abandoned at auctions when they could no longer walk, or thrown into dumpsters because they were no longer “productive.” Other animals come to Farm Sanctuary from SPCA’s and humane societies that need their assistance when farm animals are left to starve to death. And amazingly, some of the animals who reside at Farm Sanctuary took matters into their own hooves and escaped from the slaughterhouse! All of these animals have one thing in common—they needed refuge from the cruelties of “food animal” production and Farm Sanctuary was there to provide the safe haven they desperately needed. You can learn more about how Farm Sanctuary came to be and the tireless work of Gene Baur for animal welfare, animal protection and vegetarianism/veganism by reading his book entitled Farm Sanctuary: Changing Hearts and Minds About Animals and Food. Baur provides a thought provoking investigation of the ethical questions involved in the production of beef, poultry, pork, milk,and eggs—and what each of us can do to stop the mistreatment of farm animals and promote compassion.

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If there is anyone who knows a thing or two about seeking refuge from cruelty, it’s Mamma Biscuit. She had to endure the first 8 years of her life in a puppy mill producing puppy litter after another to stock pet stores all throughout this country without ever stepping foot outdoors! The parallel we can draw from Mamma’s miserable past to other animals we consider “food” is undeniable and that’s why the Biscuits wholeheartedly support Gene and Farm Sanctuary!

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We spent the entire day walking through Central park spreading the word about animal cruelty in the food industry and Farm Sanctuary’s important role as a refuge for such misery. Mamma Biscuit was quite popular throughout the entire event and I think it had something to do with the fact that I carried her like a baby throughout most of the walk–hey our princess prefers to be carried like Cleopatra entering Rome than walking like the average dog. We met so many amazing people within the community that work tirelessly for animal welfare. People like Linda B. Rosenthal (Member of Assembly, 67th District) who has been working to get a bill signed with Governor Cuomo that would make pet stores illegal—a cause that is very near and dear to Mamma Biscuit’s heart.

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We met up with girls at the Blossom Du Jour booth after the walk. If you haven’t had Blossom’s vegan fast food, you’re truly missing out!

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We also had the great pleasure of meeting Miss. New York City, Acacia Courtney from the Bronx who is running her pageant platform on Veganism, Meatless Monday and Move It Monday: I’ve Got the Power—and she’s taking herself to the Miss USA level. Acacia has been successful at getting the public school systems to adopt a meatless Monday and we think she’s just fantastic for it!

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Farm Sanctuary’s walk for farm animals was a huge success and it was so great for Mamma Biscuit to be a part of it all. The walk may be over but Tommy and Vadim are still accepting donations. If you want to see Farm Sanctuary continue to do the work that they do, please contribute what you can. To donate under Tommy’s name, click here or to donate under Vadim’s name, click here. Either way, they both fund raised as a team. Mamma Biscuit along with every other animal that has endured great misery thanks you for it!

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Enjoy and remember, Halloween is only nine days away and Mamma’s official costume will be revealed!

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A Haunted City!

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If someone told me a couple of years ago that the Upper East Side (where 90% of the 1% reside on the island of Manhattan) was a hotbed for gruesome, spooky Halloween displays, I would have thought they were a misinformed tourist! But alas, I’m left to feel like the damn tourist here (along with everyone else) because it’s true, the Upper East Side is chock-full of homes bursting with Halloween displays that are so disturbing you would think they would call the authorities on each other every day until October 31st! The residents of these neighborhoods are notorious for protesting anything tame and non threatening, like craft fairs and noisy birds flying from one ivy covered brick wall to the next. They normally obsess over their Swiss bank accounts, their next Botox injection, their mistresses and general neighborhood beautification not Halloween decor. So how is it possible that the same, uptight residents have the nerve to put up such gory Halloween displays on their front door? It must be left over competitiveness that these CEOs bring home from their professional lives that drive such displays because I can’t think of any other explanation for it. I mean, we’re talking about bloody, severed heads staked through every spike on every Gothic, wrought iron gate alongside a plethora of screaming ghouls, skeletons, monsters and cobwebs stretched from every damn tree branch from 91st Street all the way down to 67th Street. Giant spiders dangling from trees and deformed zombies crawling down front door stairs are normally what would describe a horror film not some of the most expensive houses in New York City but whatever their reasons are for getting into the Halloween spirit, we’re just happy that they get into it! Now I’m guessing that most of these Tim Burtonesque displays are the product of professional designers and hundreds of dollars but you all know how much Mamma Biscuit and I love a good ol’ plastic mess no matter who put it up! It doesn’t matter what holiday it may be, if someone is obsessed enough to litter their property with tons of decorations, they’ve got me as an audience! So Tommy, Mamma Biscuit and I decided to take a stroll through these neighborhoods on Saturday to see, first hand, our city’s strange hedge-fund Halloween displays.

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We started our tour at a town house on 91st Street between Park and Lexington that featured a giant, eight-foot-tall, inflatable witch guarding their front door. The seven white pumpkins with black detailing and Halloween greetings lining the steps of the staircase leading up to the giant witch seemed tame in comparison to what followed that day but that didn’t stop us from taking a few portraits of Mamma Biscuit in front looking ever so adorable in her lioness costume.

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The moment I put this costume on our gremlin, I literally wanted to sing the chorus to Katy Perry’s new song Roar—that’s how perfect she looks wearing it! She’s got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire, ‘cause she’s a champion and you’re gonna hear her roar, louder, louder than a lion ‘cause she’s a champion and you’re gonna hear her roar!

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Our next stop on our stroll is the famous town house at 74th street owned by Marc Lasry, the co-founder of Avenue Capital. Marc and his entire family have decorated their mansion with bloodied bodies hanging from the balcony and along the scaffolding on the west side of the house, skeleton heads staked through the spikes of the cast iron fence surrounding the property, swinging bats and a life-size, clothed skeleton affixed to a tree on the sidewalk. The moment I heard about this Halloween mess I just knew I had to get our butts over there to see it in person!

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We started our tour of the house by posing with Mamma Biscuit next to a 4-foot pirate skeleton positioned at the front door that shook while the audio for Super Freak played in the background. Mamma Biscuit literally shook in my arms from fright when the motion-activated device went off and the few tourists who actually showed up to see this house looked on with such amusement—some were actually taking photos of Mamma Biscuit rather than the Halloween display itself!

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This over-the-top Halloween display has become a tradition for the Lasry family. Sophie Lasry, 18, one of the couple’s five children says, “It’s more of a family thing we do to stay together” regarding the seven-year family ritual of decking their house out for the season. Decorations go up every year on October 1rst and don’t come down until the day after Halloween! I hear that Trick or Treaters actually start ringing the doorbell on the morning of October 31rst!

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Over the years, the only complaint they have received about the display has been to turn down the family’s favorite singing skeleton pirate that stands guard by the front door. They unplug him at night to respect their neighbors whom I suspect are incredibly uptight and extremely Republican!

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We continued on with our frightful tour by walking further down Madison Avenue and passing designer boutiques showcasing beautiful clothing, shoes and jewelry and stumbled upon a few homes along the way with equally frightful displays on their front door steps. Some were of the pumpkin/cornucopia variety and some were all about cobwebs covering the entire facade of their homes—and that’s a whole lot of stretched cotton if you ask me!

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We came across a home on 67th street that had a strange vignette of the Grim Reaper beside a witch overlooking two Goth children having a creepy private moment with one another. I loved how they stuffed black crows and black roses inside the bushes flanked on either side of the front steps to their home, giving their display a very Gothic/romantic twist!

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The only thing that makes Tommy really happy during the Halloween season is a good bat display and a home on 67th street did not disappoint. There were so many bats and monsters lodged between branches on every tree in front of their home that if I were a resident and the forecast called for high-winds, I would worry!

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So this concludes our tour of the hedge fund Halloween displays on the Upper East Side. These scary, bloody, horrifying displays are not only there to frighten you to get into the spirit of Halloween, they are there to warn you of the perils of wealth and capitalism! I had to keep reminding Mamma Biscuit not to get too cozy walking on such clean streets. Why you ask? Because we’ll never be royals!

Enjoy and Happy Haunted Hump Day!

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Pugzilla’s Halloween Destruction at the Pug Palace

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It’s open season on slaying monsters and dragons and Mamma Biscuit is out in full force sporting through Tokyo in search for some soft-chew peanut butter treats! Normally, I would consider Mamma to be a gentle beast however, if you let on just the slightest that your hiding any treats within her vicinity, she’ll turn into a dragon who will stop at nothing to use her one last tooth to intimidate you into revealing your secret stash! Yes, she can be a vicious dragon, especially when she wakes up at 4am every morning and runs circles around my head relentlessly until I wake up to walk and feed her! Despite all of that, I never thought in a million years that this inexpensive dragon costume furnished by Michael’s Craft Store (30% off the regular price thank-you-very-much) would get the Biscuit Lady to perform such mythical feats like barking out swaths of fire from her mouth! I guess when it comes to the consumption of food, Mamma will reveal and utilize the many tricks she has up her sleeve—and who knows if there are more. For starters, how in the hell does she keep her tongue from bursting into flames? Moreover, why would she even bother with fire when she can use that tongue of hers the same way a frog would to fight and catch her prey! Oh the Halloween magic of it all has gotten everyone so shaken up here at the Pug Palace! In fact, the whole damn place shakes when she walks while wearing her dragon attire and it doesn’t bode well for our neighbors who live below us. It feels and sounds like King Kong if he were walking towards your home from a distance—yeah, that fucking scary!

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Now before our Pugzilla embarked on her journey to that magical island of Japan, I advised her of two things she should do once she got there: 1) leave the Harajuki neighborhood alone, those girls and boys are single-handedly keeping Vivienne Westwood alive and I want to keep it that way and 2) find out what the hell happened to Gwen Stefani’s career! She gave me a blank stare, blinked her marble pug eyes twice and pranced off with her dragon tail flip-flopping against her curly tail like a dead fish! Fingers crossed, I’m really rooting for a Gwen/L.A.M.B. come back! Since Mamma Biscuit has left the premises, I think it would be a good time to take you all on a tour of our Halloween display here at the Pug Palace.

First stop on our tour through our ghoulish Halloween maze is Mamma Biscuit’s annual Halloween tree that we constructed with some of the finest branches we could find scouring through the wooded areas of Fort Tryon Park.

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Now before we go any further, I want you all to know that this display fell twice. YES, you read that right, TWICE! The first time it came crashing down was while I was putting it up. I had three ornaments on the tree when my superintendent walked through my living room after fixing my bathroom window and brushed up against a branch. The entire thing came crashing down on me and luckily, the three ornaments survived. He kept apologizing while he stood over me as I repositioned it back up and all I could say was, “JUST LEAVE.” YES, I’m a bitch but I was in no mood and besides, no matter what I say to my superintendent, whenever he comes barreling into my apartment, he scuffs the walls, he brushes up against things, I just don’t understand why he can’t walk like a normal person! The second time was much more frightful (perfect word for Halloween) because it happened 10 minutes after the entire tree was up. YES, the whole thing fell down but this time I had no superintendent to blame but myself for not anchoring it properly to the floor. Unfortunately, I lost two ornaments (one very expensive one) and I felt totally defeated. Mamma Biscuit was cozy in her bed while this happened thankfully so she didn’t witness it all unfold (it could have fell on her) so I picked myself up and recreated her tree seamlessly before she woke up—and I anchored it so well that if we had a 9.0 earthquake, it would still be standing up! But enough about the behind-the-scenes fiasco of Mamma’s tree, let’s get to the fun stuff, like the decorations!

Mamma Biscuit’s name is the focal point of our tree with a fabulous garland that I put together that spells out her name set in a Gothic font on paper circles—after all, it is her tree. We’ve got a menagerie of Victorian string puppets, glass balls, spiral twists, skulls, skeletons, paper bats, body parts and Krampus, the Austrian and Bavarian Christmas icon swirling around this creepy tree.

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You all remember the story of Krampus, don’t you? According to legend, Krampus (represented by demon-like devils and half-horses with horns and long, forked tongues) accompanies St. Nicholas during the Christmas season to warn and punish bad children by kidnapping them, spanking them (how strangely erotic) and generally threatening them of some dark demise if they don’t follow orders. Sounds kinky if you ask me! I hand-made those ornaments, cutting out the silhouettes with an xacto knife and temporarily going blind! Sadly, there isn’t a market for Krampus ornaments for any holiday and they can’t be bought anywhere so I labored through to make them myself.

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We also have this fantastic ornament of the famous Vivienne Westwood punk/platform shoe that Naomi Campbell wore when she fell on her ass walking down the runway many years ago. OK, so it’s not the same exact shoe as she wore but it’s from the same collection. Earlier this year, we went to the MET to see Punk: Chaos to Couture, an exhibition on all things punk in fashion and the gift store was selling this ornament as a souvenir to the show—so naturally, we had to have it!

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Our beloved Michael Jackson Thriller glass ball ornament hangs proudly every year. In our opinion, the Thriller music video encapsulates Halloween and the dead better than anything ever has in popular culture—and Mamma Biscuit is a huge fan!

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The perfect finishing touch to this massive tree display is the eerie glow emanating from the spooky, vintage blow-mold of a haunted house sitting at the base of the tree. Tommy has acquired quite a collection of vintage blow mold and when the lights go down at the Pug Palace, there’s a soft glow of green, orange and purple throughout the home that makes everything seem warm and cozy! Our newest blow-mold piece is the white skull with candle sitting upon the pile of books at the base of the tree—a rare find when it comes to blow-mold!

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So before we move on, let’s see how Mamma Biscuit is doing with her dragon frenemies on the other side of the planet!

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WOW, looks like she’s still in the thick of battle—let’s hurry our tour before she comes back . . . hungry!

Now onto Mamma Biscuit’s Halloween friends. Here to greet you all is this set of five Day-of-the-Dead skeletons playing their guitars and dancing to the sweet music of Halloween.

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I’ve created a mock cemetery of sorts using vintage Halloween odds and ends, some grassy moss, old lids from glass jars and black glitter to surround these musical skeletons. I placed a fabulous orange haunted house blow-mold from the 60s behind it to complete the vignette.

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Alongside our skeleton friends we have a whole host of vintage Annalee figurines from the late 60s to the late 90s–a witch, a devil, a scare crow, ghosts and various other Halloween characters that keep the Pug Palace creative and festive.

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Our giant ceramic tree in black with green, orange and purple peg lights is the center attraction to this display adding just the right amount of spooky glow to the room and upon all of Mamma’s monster friends surrounding it!

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We have several new pieces in our Halloween display. The “Beware” skeleton hand and the “Mr. Bones” skeleton friend comes from our talented friends at Tinsel Trading Company, the scare crow blow-mold is yet another new addition to our collection (Tommy is certifiably obsessed with blow-mold and has a permanent search going on all year long on Ebay) and the devil/gumby character is an odd little character I found in an antique market a few months ago here in NYC.

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UH OH, do you feel the rattling of the floor beneath you? The tree is shaking and the lights are flickering, that could only mean one thing, Mamma Biscuit is prancing back to the Pug Palace and she may have invited a few of her dragon friends with her.

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Looks like our tree might fall a third time if she brings home an unruly crowd—run people, RUN!

Enjoy and remember, Halloween is only 21 days away, are you ready?! Oh, and in case you were wondering, I’m 98% done with Mamma’s Halloween costume. Only a couple of more weeks until we unviel it to you all and we can’t wait!

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