Thanksliving!

Did I ever mention to you all how much the Biscuit family loves Joni Mitchell? Seriously, Joni, in my opinion, is one of the most important singer/songwriters of our times—and despite the fact that she’s gone on record for saying that she thinks Madonna is a talentless opportunist (I’ll forgive good ol’ Joni for that and simply blame the swingin’ 60’s drug use as a reason for her lapse in judgement), almost all of her lyrics from her entire catalog of music has given me perspective on people and life throughout the years. Now your probably wondering why I’m even talking about Joni Mitchell considering this is supposed to be a post about Thanksgiving and Mamma Biscuit, right? Well, I’m thankful for Joni’s insightful contribution to our American folk-to-mainstream culture (even though she’s a native Canadian) but more importantly, I thought I’d take this opportunity to highlight the chorus lyrics of two very special songs from her earlier work to better illustrate a bigger point here:

The Circle Game (1965)

And the seasons they go ‘round and ‘round
And the painted ponies go up and down
We’re captive on the carousel of time
We can’t return we can only look behind
From where we came
And go round and round and round
In the circle game

Big Yellow Taxi (1970)

Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you’ve got
Till it’s gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot

Ain’t that the damn truth Joni! In life, unfortunately, we don’t know what we’ve got till it’s gone, however, Thanksgiving is the perfect opportunity for everyone to pause from their whirlwind of a life to reflect and give thanks to the many wonderful friends, family and animals in our lives. It’s also a time to be grateful for the luxuries and securities that we have—to never take any of our material privileges for granted! Thanksliving is more like it because in my opinion, appreciating what we have while we have it is what can cultivate true happiness in our lives. Having Mamma Biscuit in my circle game of life has truly made me reflective about her life, her horrible past and of course, our lives before this beautiful creature became the lady of our home. So in honor of Mamma Biscuit, the Thanksgiving holiday and the true sentiments of Joni Mitchell, we dedicate this Thanksliving post to two very important people who were intrical to Mamma’s second chance at life: Dreá from Curly Tail Pug Rescue and Julie from Massachusetts—Mamma’s amazing foster mother.

Firstly, we would like to thank Dreá from Curly Tail Pug Rescue for her dedication and tireless work! Curly Tail gives new life to tortured and unloved pugs everywhere with their relentless rescue efforts! Without such compassionate people like Dreá and the entire staff, Mamma’s life would have been cut short like so many other unlucky dogs that come up through the puppy mill system.

Now before we hit the dinner table and stuff our faces with holiday food, let’s give a big thanks to another hero from Mamma’s past: Julie, Mamma Biscuit’s foster mother! Let me start by saying that I have had the great pleasure of becoming Facebook friends with Julie and our friendship and this blog has made both of our experiences (fostering and adopting) one giant, happy, open adoption! Being able to talk and share with Julie (as well as Dreá) about Mamma’s past helps me understand her story and how I should move forward sharing it with you all. Speaking of you guys, Julie has sent me numerous photographs of Charlotte (Mamma’s initial name given to her by Curly Tail) upon her rescue! So what better way to say thank you to you, the reader, who has supported this little blog from the very beginning than to give you all an exclusive look at never-before-seen photographs of Mamma Biscuit before she became Mamma Biscuit—our favorite toothless glamour pug!

Here’s an initial photograph taken of Mamma Biscuit after her rescue and medical treatment!

Now Mamma’s journey escaping the puppy mill system was not an easy one. Speaking with Julie, we learned that she came with almost two dozen other pugs from the same mill via the underground railroad—her words exactly! Curly Tail Pug Rescue got four of those pugs—Charlotte, Wendy, Penelope and Romeo and the others went to G. M. P. R. (Green Mountain Pug Rescue) and P. P. R. A. (Precious Pug Rescue and Adoption). Kristin from Curly Tail picked up Mamma (then Charlotte) and the other three pugs in a Petco parking lot in New Hampshire early one morning.

Julie explains, “Mamma arrived with another pug named Wendy who was overweight, emotionally damaged and afraid of people—especially men. On the other hand, Charlotte was underweight! When Charlotte and Wendy saw each other at a fundraiser event after they had been in foster care for a while, they were instantly attracted to each other. I don’t know if it was by smell or what but it was like they remembered each other?” Despite Wendy’s emotional trauma and trust issues, one of Curly Tails’ volunteers ultimately adopted her. Below is a photograph of Charlotte and Wendy at the adoption/fundraiser event! Try not to scream from unbearable cuteness, you don’t want to wake up the dead turkey in the oven—or in our house, it’s Tofurkey!

Julie goes on to describe her experience fostering Charlotte: “she lived at my house with Marco Puggo (her own handsome pug) and also another foster pug named Murphy. Mamma was the lady of the house and was in charge! The day Mamma left my house she had a pep in her step and an attitude—like she was ready to rule the world. I gave her one million kisses and hugs and then she was led away by the transport team and never looked back! This was comforting to me as I was a mental patient learning that she was being adopted—especially by two men in the city! As far as I was concerned she needed a woman in the suburbs like me! Boy was I wrong! I guess that’s why they don’t let me pick the homes! I wanted to adopt her but was told that if I kept her and my home was closed to fosters, I wouldn’t be able to help another mill dog be saved from a horrible life! The worst part about saying good bye is that we are told by the rescue not to cry! It will upset the dogs. Can you imagine how hard this is??!! Heartbreaking!”

Below is a montage of photographs sent to me by Julie during Charlotte’s four month stay with her! Julie may not have been able to cry when Charlotte drifted out of her life but her experience captured here in photographs makes my eyes swell with tears!



When Mamma left Julie’s care, Julie thought she would never see her again but boy was she wrong. Thanks to the wonderful world of Facebook and Mamma’s little corner on the web here, Julie and I were able to set up a reunion of sorts in NYC—Times Square to be exact! So that’s what happened this past weekend, Tommy, Mamma Biscuit and I headed down to Times Square to meet up with Julie and her boyfriend—they were visiting New York City for the day. Julie was just as lovely and humorous as I could have ever imagined and Mamma practically melted in her arms! Most of all, I loved how Julie kept nuzzling her lips in Mamma’s floppy ears—almost as if she were sharing a big secret with her! Julie, if you are reading this right now, your secret with Mamma Biscuit is safe with her!


Now that you’ve used up all of your Kleenex tissues while reading through Mamma’s reunion with her foster mom Julie, below is a series of photographs of our glamorous and chic gremlin giving you all Thanksgiving realness—New York City style! Mamma Biscuit sure knows how to work a classic houndstoothe so when I saw this sweater in pink and black houndstoothe, I snatched it up for her with the quickness! This holiday is all about eating but the last thing I would want is for Mamma Biscuit to show up at her bowl of food wearing a bib—what kind of parents do you think we are? Now feast your eyes on this fashion plate!




Oh and that fabulous gold brooch with a pearl center you see here was a hot find from an estate/apartment sale here in Washington Heights six months ago! Yes, only I can find an accessory for my pug while rummaging through a deceased woman’s closet!




So this Thanksliving, we thank Mamma Biscuit for showing us the true magic of love and joy that dogs can bring to human beings and for simply being the fabulous pug that she is. Her terrible past is a painful yet important reminder that all suffering of animals (whether domesticated or farmed for food) deserves respect, love and nurture! Mamma’s new life with us in New York City and this blog is a perfect example of how rewarding it is to rescue a dog in need and to generally demystify the notion that dogs that are either considered to be too old, imperfect (by some bullshit breeder standard) or with a damaged past are less valuable or desirable than dogs from pet stores or breeders—the real root and cause for most of this torture to begin with. We continue this sentiment by thanking Farm Sanctuary for their tireless work in not only providing a safe-haven for animals that have endured pain and suffering beyond what anyone could ever imagine but that they also bring attention to such atrocities and demand reform where it’s so desperately needed.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving, now let the Christmas games begin!

Enjoy

PS: check out these amazing photos of this year’s Feeding of the Turkeys Ceremony at Farm Sanctuary in Watkins Glen, New York: click here.

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A Yellow Submarine Christmas!

In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines

So we sailed on to the sun
Till we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine

We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

Exhilarated is exactly how I felt the moment I saw this amazing Kurt Adler set of ornaments depicting the four members of The Beatles from the Yellow Submarine movie! I practically morphed into Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds with my giant kaleidoscope eyes as they focused on this box sitting on the shelf just waiting for me! WOW, what a find! As you all know by now, we Biscuits mean business when it comes to Christmas and we have picked up plenty of Kurt Adler ornaments throughout the years but this set is a rare treasure that we simply stumbled upon in early October while visiting Chicago! Equiniox was the name of the store in East Lakeview, Chicago (I know, whenever I hear the word Equinox, I think of the gym) and the two gay men running the show in this place were both in the process of putting out their entire stock of sparkly Christmas wares—obviously because we were in town! Actually, this store was a delightful surprise amongst the depressing, and might I add, disappointing Boystown in Chicago—but I won’t bore you all with those details!

Now I have to admit, I have never seen the movie, Yellow Submarine nor do we have the accompanying album entitled Yellow Submarine (their tenth studio album) but we do have All You Need is Love and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds on a greatest hits album. In contrast to how the film was received, the Yellow Submarine album is considered to be The Beatles’ weakest release but despite that, both Tommy and I are huge fans in general of The Beatles and we could not imagine leaving the shop without this ornament collection to add to our Christmas archives!

The detailing on these ornaments are extraordinary and the packaging is just so perfect! Just looking at the open box makes me want to drop some acid, dress Mamma Biscuit up in some tie-die and trim a lava lamp! All kidding aside though check out the detailed rendering of Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrisson and Ringo Star!




Makes me yearn for an entire series of contemporary pop artists fashioned into Christmas ornaments just like this. A collection of Madonna’s entire career in the form of Christmas ornaments immediately comes to mind—and that would just be the end-all for me quite frankly! Hey, maybe I should go into production with that idea, I can’t be the only one who would buy that product!

I have no idea where we are going to display these beauties—real estate on our Christmas tree is slim but just photographing them for this post got me in such a mood for Christmas! The Christmas decorating extravaganza starts in two weeks here at the Pug Palace and Mamma Biscuit has a giant wonderland to look forward to!

Enjoy

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Election Day 2012

ELECTION DAY 2012

MAMMA BISCUIT implores you all to go out and do the right thing—and when we say “right thing”, we mean choose left!

Fingers and paws crossed!

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Post Sandy Sunday!

The wrath of Hurricane Sandy may have given us major cabin fever all week long in the Pug Palace but Mamma and family have nothing to really complain about considering we never lost electricity and we still have a cabin to call home. Unlike so many living in Staten Island, Long Island, New Jersey and the Far Rockaways, Washington Heights endured very little damage and no power outages—the most damage happened in Fort Tryon Park (Mamma’s prancing ground) and neighborhoods further downtown that were heavily tree-lined. It saddens us that so many beautiful, century-old trees were uprooted by Sandy’s high winds but we’re very thankful that nobody died under them!

At any rate, it’s been a stressful week to say the least and we’re happy that the island of Manhattan is slowly returning to some semblance of normal life. So the sun was blazing yesterday without a cloud in the sky and it seemed like the perfect day to grab the Biscuit Lady and head further downtown from our apartment (without any agenda) to enjoy the crisp, Autumn weather! Since the A train was running only from 168th street to Chambers Street, we decided to walk to the 168th Street station and stumbled into the J. Good Wright Park where Mamma had some off-the-leash time!




It felt really good to run around a children’s play set a few hundred times as Mamma Biscuit trailed behind me, tireless and seemingly willing to continue the revolution a hundred times more had I not stopped to catch my breath. Thank god Tommy was there to distract her and to give her a bunch of soft-chew treats after a quick photo on the bouncy rooster made of painted metal!




Mamma Biscuit wasn’t the only gremlin in that park either. We had a squirrel that perched himself on the chain link fence surrounding the playground to watch us as we ran back and forth between the slide and the swing set! He did all of this while noshing on a chestnut—I mean, why can’t squirrels be pets, their so damn cute!

Now the great thing about J. Good Wright Park is that there is a small promenade that sits on top of a rock formation that affords some pretty spectacular views of the George Washington Bridge. Here’s a couple of photos of Tommy and Mamma Biscuit, basking in the sunlight with that glorious bridge behind them!





We then headed down to Lincoln Center via the A Train from 168th Street to have lunch at Blossom Du Jour. After stuffing our faces with yummy, vegan sandwiches, we headed towards Lincoln Center and I captured these lovely portraits of Mamma Biscuit on the sculptural stairs leading up to a pinnacle overlooking Broadway!



Oh, and in case you were wondering, our Biscuit Lady was giving her best Eddie Bower moment here with her casual yet chic tan, fleece-lined nylon jacket with stitched-on pattern of doggy bones! Of course we paired the look with a vintage gold metal brooch of an airplane! Yes, even after a hurricane, our Bitch can still put herself together!


I think everyone needs a healthy dose of Mamma Biscuit after enduring Hurricane Sandy! My entire home could have been taken out to see, the only things that matter to me in my household are Tommy and Mamma Biscuit and events like this that help me keep that perspective!

Our thoughts and well wishes go out to all of the victims of Hurricane Sandy and to all those who need to rebuild and recover!

Enjoy

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Mamma’s Icelandic Halloween!

If you happen to hear indiscernible sounds of low grunts, snorts, and quiet whistles that are typical of the Mute Swan combined with Scandinavian melodies set to experimental-electronica music—all coming from the Pug Palace up in Washington Heights, DO NOT CALL 311! Have no fear people, it’s just Mamma Biscuit morphing into the Icelandic, Avant-garde beauty known as Björk! Now I’ve said many times before that Mamma Biscuit has a selective group of icons in her Pantheon of inspiration (see Anna Wintour and Madonna) and it would be incredibly remiss of us not to showcase and honor our love for Björk from that very list—an artist who has been such a huge fashion influence to us and the modern fashion world we currently live in! Come to think of it, Mamma’s pig-like-snorting sounds could very well be the background audio to a typical Björk song. I think we should rush her into the studio at some point to record a demo to send to her—hey, you never know!



Now before we continue on with Mamma Biscuit’s costume, let’s take a walk down memory lane for moment, shall we? Picture it, March 25th, 2001 (Jesus, I sound like Sophia Petrillo from the Golden Girls) anyway, Björk is on the red carpet of the 73rd Academy Awards wearing a white swan dress by Macedonian designer Marjan Pejoski. Remember that red carpet moment? The entire look came complete with a performance where she simulated laying an egg right in front of everybody. Now unfortunately, the dress was widely criticized and seen as outrageous and outlandish. It was talked about in the fashion and entertainment world for many weeks after the awards show and became that year’s fashion faux pas!


Jay Carr of the Boston Globe wrote, “Björk’s wraparound swan frock . . . made her look like a refugee from the more dog-eared precincts of provincial ballet.” Steven Cojocaru called the dress “probably one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen”. Please, like Cojo has a leg to stand on, the man looks like a cross between Steven Tyler and a Lesbian suffering from a bad case of Botulism! Joan Rivers (she’s the equivalent of God to me so whatever she says, I can roll with) remarked “Later I saw her in the ladies room spreading papers on the floor . . . This girl should be put into an asylum.” I nearly choked from laughter on that last quote. I love Wikipedia because that’s where I pulled all of these damn quotes from in case you were wondering! Anyway, the dress wasn’t hated by all. In fact, it was praised by some for its originality. The New York Observer’s verdict was “total overall j’adore” and Melissa Etheridge was also reported to have praised the dress. In response to the media hype, Björk said, “It’s just a dress. I don’t really know why I’m obsessed with swans but as I said, everything about my new album (Vespertine, 2001) is about winter and they’re a white, sort of winter bird. Obviously very romantic, being monogamous. It’s one of those things that maybe I’m too much in the middle of to describe. When you’re obsessed with something, you can explain it five years later, but in the moment, you don’t know exactly why. Right now, swans seem to sort of stand for a lot of things.” Isn’t it amazing that eleven years ago, this type of garment was wildly considered as a sign of lunacy and a total fashion faux pas to wear meanwhile Lady Gaga currently gets praise and adoration for taking the same concepts and ideas from people like Björk, Grace Jones, David Bowie and Madonna?!

Now what better way is there to fuel Mamma’s foray into the Avant-garde than this fashion moment? I loved Björk back then for wearing this dress and I love her even more today—and so does Mamma Biscuit! Eleven years later and we here at the Biscuit Household still appreciate the true originality of this dress and we are still obsessed with it, if not more—and that’s why Mamma has decided to reinterpret the swan dress (canine style) for all of you this Halloween season!



Now Björk may have had Marjan Pejoski design and craft together her swan dress but Mamma Biscuit has . . . well . . . me. All I can say is, don’t underestimate a gay man with a hot glue gun, a bag of white feathers, tulle, a stuffed swan toy and a dream! Actually, this costume started off last year when I found myself roaming around an antique center in Boston (what else is new) and came across a pair of real ostrich eggs. Then, I found a doll wig at the Hell’s Kitchen Flea market shortly after my return from Boston and thought, the universe is trying to tell me something here—and so the idea began to form in my head of Mamma Biscuit as Björk in the infamous swan dress!

Speaking of wigs, Mamma sure knows how to work a brunette curl better than any pooch I’ve ever encountered and since she already has a dainty, delicate and pristine disposition, she can carry this swan ensemble with extreme grace and elegance!



This year we have decided to take Mamma Biscuit and her costume to the big leagues by entering her into The 22nd Annual Tompkins Square Park Halloween Dog Parade. The event took place last week on Saturday, October 20th and boy did we make a big splash! For those of you don’t know, this event here in the East Village of New York City is the largest Halloween costume contest for dogs in this country—more than 500 dogs show up and show off in their finest costumes. Here’s how it works: there are 3 groups of dogs that get reviewed and judged between noon and 3pm. Within each group, the panel of judges vote for a top 10 list of dogs resulting in 3 number 1 slots that get a final review at the end of the contest for Best in Show winner! You all will be happy and proud to know that our little Biscuit Lady placed number 8 in the first group and won a prize of a free day at a doggy spa and a gift certificate to The Bean.

We were so honored to even be recognized in the top 10 list considering we were chosen out of 200 dogs and some of the best costumes (including the one that won Best in Show) were all part of that first batch! If that wasn’t fabulous enough, Randall, the man who narrated the now infamous Honey Badger video was one of the judges—and he absolutely adored Mamma Biscuit and our choice to make her Björk for Halloween!



But wait, it gets better. We finally ran into the elderly pug named Gracie whom we’ve heard so much of for many years now. Gracie was dressed up as Evita and while she was being lugged into the parade by her dads, she created a huge scene with her outlandish costume! Now you all thought we were insane with Mamma Biscuit’s Halloween costume but take a look at Gracie giving her best Eva Perone on a makeshift balcony made of cardboard. When I went up to introduce myself to Gracie’s dads and to get a closer look at her, I noticed that she was half asleep, snoring at the podium—clearly disinterested in the people of Argentina let alone the parade of dog owners and spectators taking photos of her in the park!

Just look at Mamma Biscuit glancing over at Gracie the pug—the both of them thinking to each other, “why in the hell are our dads doing this to us? I’m so over this whole costume thing!” Gracie’s dad was simply amazed at how chill Mamma Biscuit was and he actually suggested that we could possibly hook up and have our girls collaborate on a costume together—hey, you never know! I think the entire canine world would be tossed upside down if these two old broads got together for a Halloween costume!

You can also see more photos of Mamma Biscuit at this event along with all the other great doggy costumes by clicking on the links listed below:
New York Magazine, The Guardian (UK), The Washington Post and NY Through the Lens.


So that’s it folks, Mamma’s official Halloween costume for 2012! With Lady Gaga leading the pack of pop stars “weirding out” their looks in the name of pop (f)art and a fickle, youth-obsessed mainstream audience that lacks a reference point, Mamma Biscuit has no worries that this Halloween costume will land her on any worst dressed list out there as it did poor Björk eleven years ago!


In fact, Mamma has been putting on Avant-garde performances the moment she stepped foot into our home four years ago! The way our bitch can hack up unwanted debris that she sucks up like a vacuum cleaner during any one of her walks outdoors can be an artistic performance worthy of any Avant-garde musical act! Just make sure you don’t cross Mamma Biscuit the wrong way at any given airport, she may not have any teeth but she can pretty much hold her own when bothered by a pesky journalist—or worse, an obsessed fan!

Enjoy
Happy Halloween!

NEWS ALERT: Mamma Biscuit has been picked up by Iceland media outlet mbl.is! To see the review, click here.
It just tickles me silly that everyone in Iceland is now obsessed with Mamma Biscuit!

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