Christmas in July, Here We Come!

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The past two weeks have been brutal in the temperature department here in NYC. All domestic, living beings have parked themselves permanently in front of their respective air conditioners to get through the days and evenings without suffering a heat stroke! Mamma Biscuit barely goes outdoors these days. She’s perfectly content with taking long naps throughout the day while stretched out like a dead horse on the cool wood floors directly in front of our blasting air conditioner—and a tower fan blowing in the distance. Outside of an air conditioned environment, it’s really hard to find relief from this miserable heat. Well, at least for everyone else, but for us, mid July brings more to the table than sauna-like humidity. You see, the humidity is here for a reason. It’s to make sure you stay indoors so you can park your butt in front of your TV to watch the extensive line-up of Christmas in July on QVC! Now our longtime readers here at Mamma’s little corner on the web are accustomed to our obsession with Christmas in July and the holiday season as a whole. However, if you are a new reader out there and have stumbled upon our blog and have no idea what Christmas in July on QVC is then you might as well kill yourself because clearly, you’ve been living under a rock and lack morals, good judgement and priorities! All kidding aside though, July 25th marks the exact six month mark until that glorious Christmas morning when everyone around the world unwraps gifts they intend on returning or regifting the following day! QVC clearly takes advantage of this time period where yuletide idiots like ourselves begin to yearn for Christmas as a retail marketing strategy—not that we ever need any push to purchase anything Christmas related throughout the entire year. It makes sense though, June is a great month to purchase gifts for weddings, graduations, Father’s Day, and buying summer clothes and outdoor entertaining items. July is still too early for back to school shopping and practically dead in the retail world, HOWEVER, it is the perfect opportunity for the home shopping networks to grab middle America by the balls and shove some consumeristic holiday fear of not being able to get all of your shit done in enough time before the 25th of December. In comes the QVC army with their fiber optic wreaths and trees, dizzying array of lights, permanently swagged garland, pre lit trees that practically build and decorate themselves, talking snowmen and their respective sex partners and a plethora of hideous holiday sweaters to solidify this fear and the overall bad taste afflicting our nation. After all, our economy survives on this formula so if you’re not watching or buying, then you’re an unpatriotic terrorist threatening Mamma Biscuit’s freedoms as an American! Now that I’ve gone and made myself sound like an ignorant, angry FOX news anchor, why don’t I switch gears here and share with you all a few amazing holiday decorations we have acquired throughout the year to be displayed for the upcoming holiday season. What you are
about to see will surely put you in a Winter state of mind and help you cool off!

Picture it, mid January, and Tommy has gone off to Loveland, Colorado on a short business trip. I believe the last words I said to him as he headed out the door were, “when you’re done with your work day, make sure to hit up some antique markets in and around Loveland and Denver—Mamma Biscuit needs some more Christmas trim.” Strangely, it was the coldest week ever here in NYC while he was gone and I’m now sharing his findings on the hottest week ever in NYC. Here’s the thing, every new city we visit is a great opportunity to scour markets for Christmas decor and Tommy didn’t disappoint when he returned home with a few goodies in his bag. The first on our list of trim are these adorable, felt band figurines made in Japan from the 1940s.

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At this point, I think I have a million of these types of ornaments (band members or guards) and every time either one of us stumble upon them in antique markets, the excitement never gets old. These two guys dressed in red and green felt with gold trim and feather accent came from a market in Fort Collins—a small neighboring town to Denver, Colorado. They are bendable and in excellent condition with the original “made in Japan” sticker still on them.

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We will have to add these band mates to the rest of the growing stock in our archive–and if that archive of ours continues to grow, we’re going to seriously have to upgrade to a bigger tree!

Anyone up for some tea? Hell to the NO, not in this heat at least. This teapot ornament dates back to the 1930s and again, we’ve got several types of these teapot ornaments made from glass in our archives.

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These ornaments are like a hybrid of traditional American glass holiday ornaments with elements taken from Venetian glass ornaments. The spout and handle are very indicative of that Italian glass that is thin and delicate—so this baby will be hung up high on the tree, out of Mamma Biscuit’s reach!

It’s time to cowboy up y’all—holiday style! I nearly flipped out when Tommy presented me with this box of Kurt Adler cowboy boot lights from a floral shop in Denver during his business trip!

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Saying I love these lights is a total understatement—I FUCKING love them! I really have no idea how or where I will incorporate them during the season at the Pug Palace but I intend on having fun trying! Maybe I can wrap Mamma Biscuit up in them and take her to a holiday square dancing party at the Big Apple Ranch here in NYC. The possibilities are endless!

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I can seriously see myself at 80 years old, holding the worlds’ largest Christmas garage sale and being totally unyielding about the high price tag I will put on these lights. Some poor schmuck is gonna have to work real hard to get my future grumpy self to lower the price—in other words, I’m taking these boot lights to my grave!

Are you all in the spirit yet? Do you at least feel 10 degrees cooler? Maybe a snow cone or some ice pops are in order.

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In March, Tommy and I stopped in at Sul La Table on 57th street looking for aprons when I discovered a small shelf of Christmas ornaments left over from the season. I was on these babies like white on rice! I just couldn’t believe the sale price: 4 bucks a piece for hand blown ornaments from Poland that were originally 25 dollars—score!

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It pays to buy new ornaments out of season simply for the price so if your in desperate need of tree trim, make it a habit to look for decor in February or March, you just might stumble upon ornaments like these for mere pennies.

That very same day, we headed to Pottery Barn on the Upper West Side looking for area rugs and wouldn’t you know, I ran into another rack of Christmas ornaments that were so ridiculously priced I had to just buy them all. What can I say about mercury glass ornaments of double-decker busses and the Golden Gate Bridge at 98 cents a piece?!

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Yes, you read that right, 98 cents a piece—marked down from 20 bucks a piece ! ! ! We got 4 busses and 3 bridges in total and I can’t wait to put them on our tree or garland!

That’s all for now my friends. We hope that this post will get the juices flowing for the holidays and especially to inspire you all to tune in as QVC unveils their parade of Christmas crap for 2013. Want more? No worries, we’ve got more to share with you next week, so sit tight and stay cool!

Enjoy and remember, Christmas is only 158 days and 13 hours away!

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Happy 13th Birthday Mamma Biscuit!

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Why is it that in our culture, the number 13 is considered bad luck? There are way too many buildings here in New York City that actually skip having a 13th floor because of this baseless superstition—I mean, isn’t it absurd? Even worse, if a Friday lands on the 13th of the month then suddenly everyone feels compelled to call out sick from work for fear that a grand piano might fall on them from a crane as they make their way to work. It all seems so stupid to me considering that I grew up in an Italian household where we literally celebrated the number 13. My parents have fond memories of having giant 13th birthday parties back in the old country where relatives would show up bearing gifts of 14K gold pendants in the shape of the number 13—and bracelets with dangling 13 charms for both men and women. The number 13 in Italy meant coming of age or as I like to call it, the years when you discover that putting your hands in someone’s blouse or down someone’s pants is stimulating and fun—even if it’s your own! When I graduated from college, I landed my first and only job here at Simon & Schuster and have worked on the 13th floor for almost 13 years before recently being moved up to the 14th floor—and I’m not really happy about it. I already miss being that fearless rebel who boasts in social settings about working on the 13th floor at my job. Now all I can do is regale my friends with tales of working in a Midtown location during the Holiday season—although that’s just as frightful for the average person as working for a company that would have the audacity to put a 13th floor in their building. Anyway, I love the number 13 in of all of its odd, black-listed glory and today, Mamma Biscuit gives me another reason to celebrate this abused number—our bitch is turning 13! Can you believe it? It’s been 5 years to this day that Tommy and I headed down to Curly Tail Pug Rescue in the East Village to pick up our toothless gremlin. I remember the first time I laid eyes on her as she came corralling inside from a walk with a gaggle of other pugs. She was snorting like a pig and I could easily pick her out from the crowd because she was the only one in the bunch to have a tongue that dropped down past her knees! No one at Curly Tail had any idea when her actual birthday was. Puppy mills could care less about keeping records like that for dogs they assign a number to. In fact, Curly Tail told us she was 7 years old at the time but the files that came along with her from the vet stated that she was actually 8 years old. So right then and there we made July 11th (the day we brought Mamma Biscuit home to her Pug Palace) her official birthday. Oh and speaking of the number 13 being bad luck, this morning, I took Mamma Biscuit out for her early morning walk (when I say early, I mean 5AM, that’s when she demands to be walked) and as we made our way around the block, she stopped to sniff something on the sidewalk and as I took a closer look, her nose was wetting a crisp 20 dollar bill—how’s that for fucking shattering a myth?!

So over the weekend we brought Mamma Biscuit up to her favorite spot in Fort Tryon Park to take a few birthday portraits before having some homemade treats to celebrate her special day. Earlier in the month, a friend of mine on Facebook turned me on to Popcorn Paws, a new doggy boutique that recently opened up in our neighborhood. I stopped in with Tommy and Mamma Biscuit and the moment we walked through the door, we felt like we had stumbled upon doggy couture heaven! We sifted through the racks of cute clothes and selected this amazing baby pink trench dress with butterfly collar for her birthday. Doesn’t she look perfectly retro in this frock?

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I know our good friends at Milk & Honey out in Long Island would totally approve of this entire look. The amber and gold brooch pinned to her collar is a vintage piece we found while scouring through our usual flee markets here in
New York City.

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When we returned home, we set up a lovely birthday spread of homemade treats in the living room for our little Biscuit Lady. Mamma laid her puggy eyes upon a bowl of mango sorbet, a mini cupcake, a plate of blueberry bites and a bowl of coconut yogurt pops. She was so excited she could barely keep control of her tongue as she panted while pacing back and forth alongside the edge of our sofa.

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Two of the treats laid out for Mamma Biscuit (the blueberry bites and the frozen coconut pops) came from this nifty little set entitled: Snoopy’s Organic Dog Biscuit Cookbook Kit. Several weeks ago, a secret admirer of Mamma Biscuit left this lovely kit on my desk at work and I thought I’d bring it home and have Tommy bake a few recipes for Mamma Biscuit. The kit comes with a cute recipe book and three cookie cutters: a bone, a dog house and the silhouette of Snoopy’s face in profile! Mamma Biscuit loved her treats so much we decided to share the recipe with all of you!

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Blueberry Bites

1 ½ cups oat flour
1 ½ cups brown rice flour
½ cup fresh blueberries (pureed)
½ cup old fashioned rolled oats
1 TBSP ground Flax Seed mixed w/ 3 TBSP water to make one egg
½ cup water

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Puree the blueberries in a food processor.

Combine all ingredients (except water) together. Add water slowly and mix until a dough forms (if too dry, add more water, if too wet, add a bit more flour). Roll out on a lightly floured surface to ¼” thickness. Use a cookie cutter to cut into shapes. Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper (for easy clean up), and place the cookies on the sheet (they can be rather close together as they don’t grow much while cooking).

Bake 22-27 minutes or until golden brown. Transfer and let cool completely on a wire rack. Store the cookies in an airtight container in the refrigerator.

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Mamma Biscuit is a big non-dairy ice cream and sorbet fan, so if you have a dog that enjoys ice cream that much, too, here’s a quick way to make a healthier treat for them. Just take organic yogurt brought from the store (we use non-dairy for Mamma), and spoon it into an ice cube tray and freeze. Then when your dog deserves a treat, you can pop out a cube of frozen yogurt and satisfy any pooch!

After a full day of visiting the park and indulging in her birthday sweets, Mamma retreated to our bed to do what she does best, sleep.

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The air conditioner was on full blast and our little fur baby fell into a two hour nap while still wearing her birthday dress and brooch—it sure is a pug’s life!

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Sweet dreams my little girl and happy 13th birthday! We love you more than you will ever know!

Enjoy

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Throwback Thursday # 4

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Throwback Thursday has arrived once again and it’s time to walk down memory lane alongside your favorite toothless pug on the internet! In honor of Independence Day (and our general obsession for war in the name of freedom) we thought we would relive Mamma’s visit to the famous Little Red Lighthouse under the George Washington Bridge. The Little Red Lighthouse is Manhattan’s only remaining lighthouse and the affectionate nickname came from Hildegarde H. Swift’s 1942 children’s classic, The Little Red Lighthouse and the Great Gray Bridge!

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Illustrated by Lynd Ward, this tale of the friendship between the tiny beacon and the George Washington Bridge introduced children around the world to the red, round, and very proud little lighthouse in New York. This book is a staple in Mamma’s library of books that we read to her before putting her to bed!

Built in 1880, the 40-foot tower was moved in 1921 to Jeffrey’s Hook, a rocky point on the Hudson River near Manhattan’s northern edge. The Lighthouse warned ships away from the shore as they made their way down the narrow channel between New York and New Jersey. However, when construction of the George Washington Bridge was completed in 1931, the brilliant lights of the bridge’s 600-foot towers overwhelmed the little Lighthouse. In 1947, it was officially decommissioned and abandoned, and by 1951, the Little Red Lighthouse was slated for demolition – its cast-iron shell to be sold for scrap. Upon hearing of this news, thousands of children who had loved Swift’s book started a nationwide campaign to save the Little Red Lighthouse. Thanks in part to their efforts, ownership of the Lighthouse was transferred from the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey to the New York City Department of Parks & Recreation.

Today, visitors climb a long, iron stair to the top of the tower, where the lantern room is again fitted with a working lens that blinks proudly at cargo barges and passenger ships sailing under the George Washington Bridge. An annual festival, held at the lighthouse in September, typically includes celebrity readings of The Little Red Lighthouse and the Great Gray Bridge and other activities geared towards children. Past readers have included such notables as Isabella Rossellini, Dee Dee Conn, and James Earl Jones. The light was reactivated on September 19th, 2002, just before the 10th annual festival. The Little Red Lighthouse is now owned by the New York City Department of Parks & Recreation and is a member of the Historic House Trust.

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If memory serves me right, Mamma really enjoyed her early morning visit to the Little Red Lighthouse. The Hudson River and the park alongside the water’s edge were so peaceful at that hour! Mamma enjoyed a nice cool breeze blowing through her floppy pug ears as she gazed up at the lighthouse, pondering its size. It may be little, but just like Mamma, magnificent things come in small packages!

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Mamma Biscuit and family want to wish you all a safe and fun 4th of July holiday. Be proud and thankful for having the simple right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness! Of course, Mamma’s pursuits are pretty simple—food, water, soft-chew treats and the right to nap whenever and wherever she pleases! Ain’t it great to American?

Enjoy

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Pride Nostalgia!

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Gay Pride weekend has officially arrived and Mamma Biscuit wants to know why the hell hasn’t she been selected to be the Grand Marshall of the Pride Heritage Parade here in NYC? Seriously, if there is one pooch living in this city that can commemorate the Stonewall Riots of 1969 and the beginning of the modern Gay Rights movement, it’s our little gremlin! She practically encapsulates the spirit and soul of Pride and is a perfect example of persevering against all odds. Not only that, she’s given our community a plethora of fabulous gay moments since we launched this web site two years ago. Between her epic rendition of Anna Wintour for Dogue, Madonna as Fawn Ambition and Bjork in Swan Dress (among many other canine couture moments) I would say she’s Grand Marshall-ready if not, Pride-float ready, wouldn’t you? The charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent that Mamma Biscuit embodies is unparalleled! Unfortunately, Mamma’s fabulousness is not enough to compete with DOMA Plaintiff Edie Windsor who will be serving as Grand Marshall this year! OK, so Edie deserves the position! Cher happens to be headlining the Pier dance this year as well so these two queens have really put a halt on the prospects of the LGBT community giving Mamma any attention! We gays can be so vicious sometimes, not allowing several Queens into our pantheon of celebration! So there we have it, Edie Windsor will lead the parade down 5th Avenue and our favorite ceramic-face-half-breed will lead the gay boys and girls on the dance floor—but hey, that won’t stop Mamma Biscuit from rolling out her rainbow flag and generally bringing all of the muscle studs on 8th Avenue to their knees (pun intended) from her unbearable cuteness. That vignette alone would make Cher want to turn back time and wish she had taken a back seat to the Icon known as Mamma Biscuit! As far as Edie is concerned, I’m letting her slide, she already has enough on her plate!

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So what does Pride mean for the Biscuit household? Well, on this special weekend every year in June, we take pride in the affirmation of ourselves and the community as a whole. It’s also a great excuse for us to assemble out in public to watch bare-chested muscle studs running around, weaving in between giant disco-floats and sweaty drag queens shuffling along a steamy, hot and humid parade down 5th Avenue in NYC. All kidding aside though, our movement as LGBT people is about pride in our sexual orientation and gender identity. It’s important to remember that diversity is a gift and should be celebrated not feared, and that sexual orientation and gender identity are inherent and cannot be intentionally altered! On Pride weekend, we take the time to remember and honor the courage of those in 1969 who finally took a stand against authority and demanded to simply exist and gather within a self-made, gay community without being physically assaulted and incarcerated through police raids. The Stone Wall Riots not only set us off into a movement that would liberate us sexually as well as socially, it united us during times of crisis such as the onset of the Aids epidemic and continues to push forward—changing the mainstream views about who we are as people. We will not be defined and morally judged by the sex that we have but by our individual character, talents and positive contributions to the small communities that we live in and to the world at large! As we push forward with our fight for Marriage equality on a nationwide level and being able to serve our country openly and honestly, we can truly reflect and feel well accomplished about how far we’ve come!

Now that I’ve gotten my social-equality-gender-sexuality-politics-diatribe out of the way regarding “the meaning” of Gay Pride, I’d like touch upon another bigger concept that has to do with the importance of history and culture! Whether we are talking about our nationality, race, religion, art, music or food, we as human beings all want to feel like we belong to a culture that we contribute to–a culture that we identify with, a culture we define and change for the better—and mostly, we want to document and remember our journey and traditions so that future generations can feel a sense of Pride in who they are! I believe that this is the human experience—to feel loved and valued within our small communities and within the society at large! Without love and a feeling of self worth or value, there would be no reason to be here let alone procreate! So as you all know, we here at Mamma’s little corner on the web love to cover all things vintage and will wax nostalgia at the drop of a hat. To honor gay life, culture, history and pride, we thought we would share with you all some of our most favorite photographs depicting our lives, our love and our visibility throughout history! We’re queer, we’re here, we always have been, so get used to it already!

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Mamma Biscuit and family would like to wish everyone around the world a very Happy Gay Pride weekend! Don’t go for second best baby, put your love to the test—express yourself and respect yourself!

Enjoy!

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Summertime Florals!

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A cool, breezy, Summertime day in Fort Tryon Park would not be complete without Mamma Biscuit sporting a bold-print floral dress. It’s probably Mamma’s most favorite past time—prancing around the dog run looking incredibly chic while all the other dogs stop and stare at how fabulous she is! I suspect that she likes the pomp and circumstance of it all because she won’t dare step one paw into a dog run—trust me, I’ve tried. The last time Mamma Biscuit was in a dog run, she took several timid steps into the space, stopped, looked around with disgust and then turned on her heels and pranced straight for the exit! With Mamma, it’s strictly park strolling alongside humans and sitting on benches for a little relaxation—after all, what more could you expect from a pug wearing a dress and a giant brooch on her lapel? At any rate, we’ve had some cool days lately and I love that we were able to take our little gremlin away from the air conditioner and out for a walk through the park where she can be adored and admired by the public.

So after a 45-minute grooming appointment on Sunday, Mamma emerged as a shiny new pug. She was soft as cashmere and carried the scent of a brand new car—perfect timing for a few portraits of her wearing a new
floral print dress!

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Linden Terrace is the perfect backdrop here for Mamma because it provides a nice umbrella of trees for shade and an amazing panoramic view of the Hudson River and George Washington Bridge. Now about that floral print dress, it’s so on trend this season. Mamma Biscuit is workin’ all of her best angles here while highlighting her best feature
of all—her tongue!

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I especially enjoy the fact that her tongue is as pink as the flowers on her dress, and so did everyone around us. Sometimes it’s like walking around with a celebrity because everyone wants to take a photo of Mamma Biscuit when she is out and about—especially when she’s dressed to the nines and totally off the leash!

Enjoy

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